How do I become a Member of the Speakeasy Society and get that super sweet coin? is likely what you are asking yourself right now.
Well it's not as hard as you may think. 
  1. Work here at Speakeasy Leather, but we aren't hiring so you may want to keep reading.
  2. Travel back in time and rescue John Wick's puppy while filming the whole thing on your cellphone. Mail us your cellphone so we can see the entire unedited adventure. We will then send your coin, & return your cellphone once we have confirmed that you have indeed changed the timeline. Yes we know John Wick is just a movie, but man I can't take seeing that dog die again!
  3. Work for the Mafia. We don't want any trouble, just take the damn coin! We didn't see anything.
  4. Take a bullet for us. Not sure why anyone would want to shoot someone at Speakeasy Leather, but everyone has their enemies, so we would gladly reward you for being a Human Shield. Thanks!
  5. Impress us by being a decent human being. One that hasn't yet been tainted by the corruption that surrounds us all. Do good for the sake of doing good without want for reward. Teach what you know to others freely, and be there to lend a hand when someone is in need. Protect those who need it, and knock someone out who deserves it. These things get around, and if we hear about it then we will gladly send you a coin because you are a real Hero and not a selfish piece of  ****. Tell us your story with a way to prove it.  We will do a drawing at the end of the year and add 4 new Members.
  6. Don't talk about Fight Club. Damn it, I already screwed that one up!
  7. (The Hardest) If you hear me say, "The Sun is Shining" and know the proper reply... without looking it up.
  8. (The Easiest) Purchase some of our products a few times. 

Because we appreciate you supporting our small business we will send you a coin and a discount code via email that will give you 15% off forever! Now look, that code is just for you, don't go passing it around at Fight Club Tuesday night at the warehouse on the corner of 10th and Paper Street... Damn it! I did it again!
*Speakeasy Leather is not responsible for a coin toss that does not go your way. Coin Tosses should only be used to determine simple life choices, such as, "Who's buying the next round of beers?", Not, "Should I get that open heart surgery that the doctor keeps recommending?"  Please Toss Responsibly.