How do I become a Member of the Speakeasy Society and get that super sweet coin? is likely what you are asking yourself right now.
Well it's not as hard as you may think. 
  1. Work here at Speakeasy Leather, but we aren't hiring so you may want to keep reading.
  2. Travel back in time and rescue John Wick's puppy while filming the whole thing on your cellphone. Mail us your cellphone so we can see the entire unedited adventure. We will then send your coin, & return your cellphone once we have confirmed that you have indeed changed the timeline. Yes we know John Wick is just a movie, but man I can't take seeing that dog die again!
  3. Work for the Mafia. We don't want any trouble, just take the damn coin! We didn't see anything.
  4. Take a bullet for one of us. Not sure why anyone would want to shoot someone at Speakeasy Leather, but everyone has their enemies, so we would gladly reward you for being a Human Shield. Thanks!
  5. Don't talk about Fight Club. Damn it, I already screwed that one up!
  6. (The Hardest) If you hear me say, "The Sun is Shining" and know the proper reply... without looking it up.
  7. (The Easiest) Purchase some of our products a few times.  Basically spend over $300 not including shipping and Membership is guaranteed. Because we appreciate your supporting our small business we will send you a coin and a discount code via email that will give you 15% off forever! Now look, that code is just for you, don't go passing it around at Fight Club Tuesday night at the warehouse on the corner of 10th and Paper Street... Damn it! I did it again!


*Speakeasy Leather is not responsible for a coin toss that does not go your way. Coin Tosses should only be used to determine simple life choices, such as, "Who's buying the next round of beers?", Not, "Should I get that open heart surgery that the doctor keeps recommending?"  Please Toss Responsibly.